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34,865 plays Goku's Message to Karl Goku Dragon Ball Z

prefermyeyesloww:

sideburnsandamustache:

One time I had to go to a concert with a friend who was traveling from out of town to get there and missed out on getting to meet the voice of Goku. My older brother (who, may the record show, always made fun of me for watching DBZ) decided to have Goku leave me a message. It is NSFW. My childhood was crushed. Enjoy.

(For real though, this is the greatest sound clip to ever exist in my life and I’m so happy it happened)

lmao

15,486 plays Views from The 6 Drake ft. E Batt

melaninprincess:

rihannasblunt:

You must remember waking up in Paris with the blunt.

You must remember fucking me like anytime you want.

What made us want to act like we were married for two weeks.

Now we back in California we don’t even speak that a no no.

Everyone say we look good on paper. You deserve the action.

Plus you get more paper that I do. That shit attractive. Things that make me miss ya.

Where Jen & Melissa? Tell the squad I said waddup girl.

i keep trying to root for drake but it’ s so difficult

#PrayForAubrey

That anaconda vid put drake all in his feelings

15,486 plays Views from The 6 Drake ft. E Batt

melaninprincess:

rihannasblunt:

You must remember waking up in Paris with the blunt.

You must remember fucking me like anytime you want.

What made us want to act like we were married for two weeks.

Now we back in California we don’t even speak that a no no.

Everyone say we look good on paper. You deserve the action.

Plus you get more paper that I do. That shit attractive. Things that make me miss ya.

Where Jen & Melissa? Tell the squad I said waddup girl.

i keep trying to root for drake but it’ s so difficult

#PrayForAubrey

Anonymous asked:
What's all this Floyd Mayweather reading thing?

thefatgawd:

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

kingjaffejoffer:

50 Cent has been trying to bait Floyd Mayweather into a beef for 2 years now because Floyd cut him off and stopped talking to him. (the reason Floyd cut him off is a whole long ass topic that I won’t get into here)

Meanwhile, T.I. started beefing with Floyd because he thought Floyd was fucking Tiny. Then Floyd started beefing with Nelly because Nelly started fucking his ex. 

Then 2 days ago, Floyd does an interview and starts talking about “irrelevant rappers” trying to beef with him because he still has a career after 17 years and they don’t.

He was most likely talking about T.I and Nelly, because he’s literally ignored 50 for almost 2 years now. 

But 50 took the opportunity to pounce and started dissing Floyd because he can’t read that good (he dropped out of school in 6th grade to focus on boxing, his parents were also on drugs. Prolly not good decision making going on in the house). 

So 50 Cent says he’d give $750k to charity if Floyd read 1 page out of Harry Potter without messing up. 

Then this morning, the breakfast club released audio of Floyd trying to read 2-sentence promotional drops for the station. 

BRUUUUUUH! They ain’t have to expose Floyd like that!

I knew Floyd was prolly slow like that when he was on PTI once. He seemed damn near off



torontomami:

Same

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

cosbyykidd:

The day I find a girl who can give me a line up w/ a taper in the back is the day I’ll be out the game.


skygurl68:

I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE

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